Broadway Jungle (1955, B/W)

An Ed-Wood-esque view of the seamy underside of fifties Hollywood, complete with a murder caper. Features so many stereotyped characters you'll lose count!

The Navy vs. The Night Monsters (1966, color)

A cheap horror flick starring Mamie Van Doren, who apparently needed to make rent that month. Some respectable performances are given and some reasonable attempts at suspense are made... until the movie reveals what the monsters look like and the audience starts laughing!

The Norseman (1978, color)

Charles "Boggy Creek" Pierce directs this bold Viking epic. Features lots of scenes where Norse barbarians are fighting Native Americans (why not?). The Vikings are led by Lee "Six Million Dollar" Majors.

Swamp of the Lost Monster (1956, color)

An imported mexican film about a hero and his horse, his sidekick and his horse, and a local murder mystery. More than anything, it resembles a two-hour Scooby Doo episode.

Eliminators (1986, color)

An evil scientist is thwarted by a strike team of the rebellious "mandroid" he created, a robotics expert, a riverboat guide, and a freelance ninja. Just picture those elements together. Yup, it's that goofy!

From Hell It Came (1957, B/W)

An island prince is wrongly put to death for being nice to some American scientists (who want to test nuclear devices). He comes back for revenge... In the form of a tree! Possibly not the most practical embodiment, but he perseveres.

Werewolf of Woodstock (1975, color)

A local farmer, upset by the loud noise, storms about on an empty outdoor stage the night after Woodstock. He's struck by lightning and, as we all know from physics, that causes him to become a lycanthrope. Also features a horrible hippie band, soap opera quality film, a dune buggy chase, and complete detachment from reality.

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